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We Might Be Drunk

Ep 13: Old Fashioned & Fat Tire

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2021

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Mark Normand and Sam Morril shoot the shit over a drink. Mark drinks an Old Fashioned and Sam has a Fat Tire   Check out today's sponsors and support the show! Honey: www.joinhoney.com/drunk Lucy: www.Lucy.co Promo code: Drunk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

One more drink. One more drink. You know in the morning for sure we go stink. One more round. One more round.

0:14.0

It's five o'clock and you're pricks. The barkeep round. This is what we do. Catch up for a few.

0:24.0

We'll riff and talk some shit and then we'll sleep till two. Talk some shit and then we'll sleep till two.

0:36.0

Hey, here we are. Sunday, this, this sun is shining. It's beautiful out New York City and we're inside and there are caves drinking liquor.

0:46.0

You hear this sound?

0:48.0

Oh, is that a fat tire? It's a fat tire, baby. Oh, I love that tire. I'm a Native American with my ear on the tracks. I could just see that cap and hear that click and I knew it was a fat tire.

1:03.0

I wasn't even showing you the label. I was pretty impressive. Oh, I used to drink a lot. I still do apparently, but yeah, I love that tire underrated underrated and it's what detective Bosch drinks.

1:16.0

So Bosch is like he eats well. Have you ever seen that show? It's like perfect because it's like it's like a detective who's got the sweetest department ever overlooking Los Angeles.

1:28.0

And he just got it because he the back story is that he he consulted on like some movie back in the day in Hollywood and that got him the money to have a sweet pad. So he's like he can't climb the ranks because he breaks all the rules, but he's still got a sweet department.

1:44.0

That's such a great little backstory for a TV show because every TV show has this insane apartment, like especially in New York and like the friends women have that amazing apartment. One of them's a coffee shop lady or whatever wants this musician barely like that's like a six million dollar apartment.

2:03.0

Yeah, it's ridiculous. I love that I love that you have a good back story. I also love shows like Bosch words like every character is angry like every character and every scene is in a bad mood like every detective walks in like fuck you Santiago. That's like every scene starts. I love it.

2:19.0

That's so true.

2:22.0

Yeah, I tried I watched that show. It's great. And my I watch it with my lady and she was like, I don't get it. I'm like, what are you kidding? This shows awesome. This guy's a badass. It's all about, you know, noir detective Los Angeles. And she was like, I just seems like a grump. I was like, uh, he's a grump.

2:38.0

He's always in a bad mood. He's always in a bad mood. I love it.

2:42.0

Yeah, I love every this. It's never like daylight. They're never buy a pool. There's never kids playing. It's just night murder chalk outline and like a scotch.

2:52.0

I have a question for you because I have an upset stomach right now. I and it's like, it's funny. So I did like spicy Thai food. I did I stayed in last night to zoom with a bunch of French from college and went like four hours. So I went through like a bottle of wine.

3:07.0

I still count that as drinking alone, by the way. It is. Yeah. But you're not fooled with me with that. Oh, I mean, but you know what? It's like it was like a four hour zoom. And you're like, shit, this is. I don't know if it's like more tiring because up by the last hour, I was yawning every like 30 seconds. Yeah. And I don't know if like, I think the zoom hang is way more exhausting because you're just staring at a screen. It's not like if I was just hanging with them in a room. I think it would have been fine. But like the zoom. The zoom hang is tough.

3:36.0

I completely agree because you're you're on a screen. So yeah, you have to be performing and it's all face to face. Not much else is face to face for four hours. You know, you kind of look off to the side. You put a TV show on. You're drinking whatever it is. But that is just locked in for the whole time.

3:55.6

It's weird because everyone talks about like working remote and how it's going to be the new normal after this. But it's like sometimes it's just nice to be around humans. Man, I fucking I'm I love that we're like with you. It's it does. It's not as hard because I think we're just we got a thing. Yeah, but I mean, this would be easier in person. We'll get it going in person once a fat black opens maybe.

4:15.8

Yeah, so you got the comedy seller behind you got the olive tree, baby. That's nice. Yeah, I completely agree. I think you got to get out. You got a mingle. You got to be around pheromones and people have energies and vibes and all that shit is it's like phone sex versus regular sex.

4:32.8

Yeah, like phone sex has its place. You can still get a boner, but I mean without the hot breath and the tinge of bio and a queen for whatever it is. It's it's not it's not living. It's not the same without the queen.

4:48.8

It's, you know, it's true. Yeah, it's it's some I was speaking of sex. I think this summer is going to be like fucking woodstock. Don't you think like people are just going to be like, yeah, I'll fuck that guy. What the hell? Like the, you know, totally.

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