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We Might Be Drunk

Ep 14: Margarita and Negroni

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2021

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Mark and Sam drink Margaritas and Negronis...we had bad wifi service for the first 6 minutes or so but after that, it's smooth sailing. Today's episode is brought to you by..... Bluechew! Visit www.BlueChew.com and get your first shipment FREE when use our special promo code DRUNK & MyBookie.ag! Sign up today at www.MyBookie.ag and use promo code DRUNK to secure a deposit bonus up to $1000! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

One more drink. One more drink. You know in the morning for sure we go stink. One more round. One more round.

0:14.0

It's five o'clock and you're pricks. The barkeep round. This is what we do. Catch up for a few.

0:24.0

We'll riff and talk some shit and then we'll sleep till two. Talk some shit and then we'll sleep till two.

0:36.0

We got tonight babe. So I don't you stay. You're in a you're in a seeker drinking mode. Yeah hell yeah love the silver bullet band.

0:50.0

You always won every time you place to bet.

0:55.0

Pop seagulls man Hollywood nights. Come on. Oh like a rock. I mean he's one of those guys you feel him.

1:02.0

Like you you got the windows down and you're driving with the night air going through the wind windows on. It's nothing better.

1:09.0

Is there a better road song than turn the page? Oh yeah, it's heavy duty. It's like it's like man emotion as a guy you're like I can deal with this.

1:19.0

I don't want fucking boys to men. I want I want to something that's a little masculine at least.

1:24.0

It's so masculine and it's like you're right. It's like feelings that we're okay feeling. Yeah. Yeah exactly.

1:31.0

I mean shit those lyrics are like when you're driving 15 hours and you know it's like it's like we can complain about this. It's definitely like you know it's cool.

1:42.0

Yeah, he's like the hookers died. I had to figure it out. Put her in the trunk. Yeah, it's like masculine said shit. You're allowed to be cool with but

1:54.0

I how many times like in college where like I got a girl over and she's like I better go home and it's getting late. I'm like we got tonight babe.

2:02.0

Why don't you stay and she's like all right. Like I might never see again sister.

2:08.0

Romantic yet so unromantic. Right. Right. I don't want to see makes it right. You're like I'm being honest. Yeah.

2:18.0

He's not being like I love you. He's been like we got tonight. Yes. Yes. We'll never last. This is not there's nothing between us but we're here tonight.

2:27.0

Let's let's make love. Let's make it happen. You're not much of a worker. I don't care for your personality skills but we're here and we're giving it our best shot.

2:35.0

There you go. Tonight. Tonight. Tonight. Tonight. What are you drinking? Well, just at this club. You're in Texas club. Yeah, I mean, Tejas. I got a good riff off of it on the audience. I said where in a mask in Texas is like wearing a helmet at a skate park. You have to decide do I want to be healthy or get called a pussy.

3:00.0

That's perfect. This is a to go cup. They wouldn't let me leave with a real cup. So they gave me this fucking special needs kids cup. It's um you should wear a helmet with that one.

3:13.0

Yeah. Yeah. Margarit on the rocks. Little salt.

3:19.0

Love love a margarita man. That's that's a that's a classic. I like a salt rim too. You know, there's nothing better than a chilly salt rim dude.

3:28.0

Oh, good call. Good call. So true. I mean, frozen margarita. I feel like a weirdo drinking a slushie. Give me the rocks. Give me the salt and go easy on the syrup.

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