One more drink. One more drink. You know in the morning for sure we go stink. One more round. One more round.

It's five o'clock and you're pricks. The barkeep round. This is what we do. Catch up for a few.

We'll riff and talk some shit and then we'll sleep till two. Talk some shit and then we'll sleep till two.

Yo yo. Hey, Patreon, the real fans in on the ground floor. Thanks for listening. Let's do it baby. Yeah, we got emails. We got peeps. We got jokes. We got it all.

We might be drunk after dark. Let's start with some of these Patreon people who like these are great, man. So I was looking at some of these.

I love these. Where do you want to start, Mark? What should we do? Let's get an email. I got a Julio Edwards with it just as peeps in the subject line. Yeah.

I've known Mark for a while now, but through him I was introduced to Sam and I'm loving what y'all are doing. Peep number one. When you're in a social situation like a party and you have a friend that keeps showing you long as videos. Send me the link. Let me check it out of my own time. I don't care about this tiny desk performance. It's 25 minutes long. Let me enjoy the party.

Oh, that's, I mean, look, that's so true. You got a long shit. It's also a lot of pressure because they're expecting to laugh in certain places. It's it's a lot.

That is a top. I'm so with this guy. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's great. And you kind of start wondering how long do we have to keep doing this before I can just walk away or it stops.

It's also like being in a social setting now almost feels rare. So you're like, that's even more annoying now. Just send me the fucking clip. Like, I don't have enough time on the internet on my hands, mother fuckers. Come on.

I know I got my whole day free. I mean, my pajamas grab my sack. Let me a link. I love to check it out, but I can't watch Adele built one out here at this fucking this brisk.

Yeah, like, yeah, you know, you know, it's better than me talking to that hot girl by the bar. Show me another fucking James Corden Carpool karaoke. Let's fucking.

Yeah. Is that Debbie Lovato? Get out here. Come on. I'm trying to get drunk.

I just got another one. A pet peeve number two people that talk on speakerphone loud as shit in stores. Bro, I don't care that your mother neglected you as a child.

LOL. I don't want to hear that bullshit when I'm trying to figure out what a scallion is. Thanks. Hail, Queen, Latifah.

Queen, Latifah. That's a great improv troupe.

Well, I get that. You know, the guy's like, yeah, yeah, I'll be right there. And you can hear the other side. You're like, all right, all right.

Just do that shit somewhere else. Yeah. I'm not my thing.

No, no, no. Let's go. I got one from our patron here. Connor from Ireland. Yes. I'm not a comedian, but I wrote some jokes to work. All right. Let's see what you got Connor. Great.

One, I can relate to Harry Potter. Harry and his two best friends being chased by a man a cape that believes in magic in Ireland. We call that a priest.

That's a fucking great joke. That's funny. That's a funny joke. I love it. It needs like more. I think for stage, but the setup is funny already, I think.

Number two, babies come prematurely and all all the time and no one laughs at them. I like that.

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