One more drink. One more drink. You know in the morning for sure we go stink. One more round. One more round.

It's five o'clock and you're pricks. The barkeep round. This is what we do. Catch up for a few.

We'll riff and talk some shit and then we'll sleep till two. Talks and shit and then we'll sleep till two.

Hey, folks, here we are. Get you drink on. We might be drunk with Mark and Sam. We're here. What's shaking? Yo, yo, I'm chilling. What are you doing? I just got back in town today from Raleigh and I'll tell you it's an hour and eight minute flight. I love it.

And I took a nap, but I'm ready to have a cocktail. Oh, what are you drinking? Well, today I'm going right in with maybe the best Scotch I own. Wow, I want to see this. Oh, man, you're going classy log of 1116. Oh, yeah, I don't know where I got this. Somebody gave it to me or it was a gift, but special occasions. Ooh, class. That's a classy man Scotch. Oh, yeah.

Or woman. That's, you know, who's always drinking that on tour? I'm sure you know, Amy Schumer. Yes, maybe that's where I got it. I have no idea where this came from. I wish I did know, but yeah, this I've been sitting on this one and, you know, it's a 12th app. That's a milestone. I guess, you know, 12 step 12 app.

What did you do this when you're on tour there? Cause a lot of people, you know, may not know this, but the rider, you get the rider, you get it in your dressing room. You cheat, have the booze in her dressing room, which I'm sure she didn't take. Yes.

And then you get the booze in your dressing room, which I'm sure you took. So you took yours and hers. I took mine home. I took hers home and I took all her food. I didn't want to be too, too high maintenance. So I was just like, give me one bottle of this and a couple of granola bars and some beef jerky.

And I'm out. Cause you know, you don't want to buy beef jerky on your own. That's just like eight ninety nine. That's such a, that's such a man rider. I love it.

Granola beef and scotch. Yes. I want to be throw. I want to just be able to throw it in my bag and get moving. I got my, my starch, my meat and my liquor.

When I was out with her, I think I got your rider a lot of the time. So I, when I was out with her, I remember there'd be like art bag, which is a great winter scotch. Yeah, PD, very good, very good scotch.

Well, you're, this is the king of PD Lafroy again, log of all in what you have right now.

True. Yeah, just that dark bottle. Oh my god, I love it. It's so thick and woof. Uh, smells like bacon, man. Yes.

Much like my ex, but, uh, wait a minute. Is it, what's more, what, what is more overpriced beef jerky or printer ink?

I, I haven't owned a printer in years. Oh, yeah, me neither. Do you, do you even, yeah, it's like I, whenever I talk to someone who's like 50, they're like, you fucking Millennial.

But I don't own a printer, but I'm like, why do I need one? Like, well, I don't get what I, I guess like if you're riding a script and you want to look at it on a page rather than on the screen, but like, I don't need to say, oh, I'd really use it for

probably contracts. And then what am I going to scan shit? This sounds like a whole, I can just download an app I can write my thing in. Like, what, why do I need a printer?

I know, but there was like a five year period where you kind of had to have one. Everybody printed their boarding pass. You had to print it out and sign it.

There was always some need for a printer. I would go to the, I would go to the store and print out my boarding pass. And then I would print the return ticket in the hotel lobby.

That's right. That in the little con for what do you call that? It was like the business suite or whatever bullshit, which we've all jerked off it before. Let's be out of the business center, the business center. Yeah. Yeah.

The center, little grandiose. I'm going down to the business center. It's one computer next to a bunch of like checks mix from the fucking area. Yeah, exactly.

Oh, I hated that computer. It was always so slow. You had to log in. You didn't know your password. It was a nightmare.

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