Patreon Preview #366: The Apocalypse Draft

Hey Riddle Riddle

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Improv Comedy, Comedy, Leisure, Puzzles, Improv, Riddles

4.9 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2026

⏱️ 14 minutes

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0:00.0	Hi, guys.
0:04.2	Just setting up a really calm environment for us today.
0:08.2	Oh, good. I'm going to go nuts in here.
0:10.1	I love a nice calm environment for me to go nuts in.
0:12.7	No, we're just trying to get you to not act like a wild animal.
0:15.9	I'm just going to make some chamomile tea.
0:18.5	Adel, I'm going to tuck you in and cozy blanket.
0:21.0	Is there a good area in here where it's like you don't... Camamel tea. Adel, I'm going to tuck you in in a cozy blanket. Tuck, tuck, tuck, tuck, dot, dot, dot, dot.
0:21.7	Is there a good area in here where it's like you don't want me to go nuts in or should I be able to, like, freely go nuts everywhere? I would definitely want to go nuts around the tea. I would say stay calm all over this place. Yeah, I'd say that's my advice. Stay calm all over this place. All over this place.
0:35.8	Go nuts on all over this place?
0:37.9	Hmm.
0:38.6	How am I communicating wrong here?
0:40.3	What am I doing wrong? Um, I think you're not supposed to look JPCs directly in the eye. I think they find that to be like a challenge. Oh, no, I already did. Oh, God. I'm going nuts. I'm getting eye contact. This is making me nuts. Uh, it's okay. You're okay.
0:58.1	Oh, someone's going nuts over there too. Okay. Got a little nuts compatriot.
1:03.1	Oh, I was trying to calm him down like an animal. Uh, you know what? I give up. Go nuts wherever
1:06.9	you want. Um, this is a Patriot episode so you can sort of do whatever.
1:10.8	Whatever.
1:10.8	You want honeycomb?
1:14.2	How's everyone doing?
1:15.6	How's morale?
1:18.0	Morale?
1:19.3	Personal morale.
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