#399: Tedd-99
Hey Riddle Riddle
Headgum
4.9 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 11 March 2026
⏱️ 69 minutes
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We do some of Tedd's Animal Punrade riddles and mostly a bunch of animal related scenes. Also we come up with several new characters that we are sure to see for years down the line.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:06.0 | The doctor was the mother. |
| 0:09.0 | He stood on a block of ice. |
| 0:11.6 | Both the network goldfish. |
| 0:14.1 | It was the cabin of an airplane. |
| 0:17.2 | He stabbed him with an ice cream. |
| 0:19.7 | And the horse was a big Friday. One six before eight, everyone. Thank you so much for joining us. As you know, fast food sales have been plummeting. So what we're going to do at Taco Bell is we are going to be returning to 1986 prices. |
| 0:53.6 | Oh, hell yeah. |
| 0:54.3 | So 39 cent burritos and tacos? |
| 0:56.8 | Burritos and tacos maxed out at 39 cents. |
| 0:59.2 | All specialty items are like 89 to 99 cents. |
| 1:03.3 | Sure. |
| 1:04.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:05.1 | It costs more to make those items. |
| 1:07.4 | It sounds like we're going to be losing a lot of money. |
| 1:10.0 | I understand what we tell people. It hasn't actually cost more to make stuff than 40 years. What? Yeah, it's just we've Papa's been hungry, you know, for money, not talking about it. Wouldn't eat the stuff. So we're just like, no, it's, don't worry about it. So we're not doing, we're not just, basically we're not going to have, like, obscene profits anymore, but we think we're going to capture enough market with these are crazy low prices that it's all going to even out. |
| 1:35.8 | The problem is we can't go back to 1986 slogans because. |
| 1:40.5 | Why? |
| 1:41.9 | Well. |
| 1:42.7 | We can't scream run for the border. |
| 1:44.4 | Yeah, I'm looking at what our slogan was in 1986 and we can't we can't scream run for the border anymore. |
| 1:49.9 | That's just like dicey now of days. |
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