Partly Redneck With a Chance of Crystal Meth

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2025

⏱️ 35 minutes

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🤯 On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off the week with a real blast from the masturbatory past: vintage 1970s audio “trucker tapes,” complete with absurd sex talk, ridiculous dialogue, and a surprising amount of filth involving bodily fluids and cross-contaminated orifices. It’s truly a Sextastic Tuesday… on a Monday. 👵 Plus, Tim’s mom returns for […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Monday, July 14th, 2025.
0:04.3	Coming up on the program today, creaming pussy walls and other 1970s sex phrasing.
0:09.6	Plus, a crack horse shits in a bag while chatting with her daughter.
0:13.3	Newsflash, guys lie about their dick sizes, and all aboard the meth train.
0:18.4	All this, but your voicemails today.
0:31.1	Distorted View Daily proudly presents Tim Henson's mother playing What's That Sound?
0:35.9	Basically, all I do is I play a sound, and you have to tell me what... Oh, then I got it.
0:36.9	Yeah, I guess... Yeah, you have to guess what the sound is, then I got it... Yeah, I guess...
0:37.6	Yeah, you have to guess what the sound is.
0:39.3	All right, ready?
0:39.7	Oh, God.
0:40.4	This is going to be another...
0:41.8	Another...
0:42.8	Okay, go ahead.
0:43.8	All right.
0:45.9	Ha!
0:46.3	Ah!
0:47.0	No.
0:49.0	Go...
0:49.8	What is that sound?
0:53.2	Oh, my God.
0:55.7	Well, it's a bunch of yelling or not, well, it sounds like a, like a haunted house like.
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