Hey Freaks, it's Wednesday, July 16th, 2025.

Coming up on the program today,

How to Cancel a Warlock's Curse with an everyday melamine sponge.

Plus, your favorite anime characters were having AIDSy sex.

Azalea Bank shares some celebrity dickpicks,

and a child gets all stabby on an international flight.

All coming up today.

For the best of everything, let's go crowberry.

You can always count on us.

Summertime is the perfect time for fruit.

Sink your teeth into the smooth sweetness of red bartlett pears. Special buy, only 89 cents each.

We've got the perfect way to store jam, sauces, and jellies. For instance, did you know,

pears make an excellent jam? 12-count box of 8-ounce, regularmouth ball brand glass mason jars 895 with the purchase of

a dozen red Bartlett pears.

Nothing is more American than Apple Pie, except maybe pear pie.

Bake the perfect pair pie with handy foils, heavy-duty pie pan and lid set

$4.99. And don't forget the Bartlett Red Pears. In our expanded home decor aisle,

Crystalville's pebble grain texture decorative bowl is on sale for $9.99. It's the perfect size to

display and showcase your pairs. And in Kroger's garden department, why purchase seeds for next year's garden?

When you can purchase pears today, enjoy the sweet, crisp taste of pears, and then plant the seeds from the pairs for next year's garden.

Look, Doug, our produce buyer, kind of fucked up. Doug, get in here and tell him what you did.

I ordered too many pears. He ordered too many pairs.

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