Ball-Scratching Brings in The Big Bucks
Distorted View Daily
Tim Henson
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 11 July 2025
⏱️ 47 minutes
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On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Friday, July 11th, 2025 Happy Friday, Freaks! We’re closing out the week with another deranged dive into the bowels of humanity — and Timmy Boo is serving up short bursts of weirdness before heading back to Ashtabula to relocate Mama Henson and her brand-new, adjustable shitter throne. Let’s […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Freaks, it's Friday, July 11th, 2020. |
| 0:04.5 | Coming up on the program today, highlights from a pussy-itching charity live stream. |
| 0:09.4 | Plus, a modern day Rosa Parks is mad. |
| 0:12.4 | She can't steal a seat in first class. |
| 0:14.5 | And riding cock, cowgirl style while driving a stolen RV. |
| 0:19.0 | All this was your voicemails today. |
| 0:23.8 | Distorted View Daily proudly presents great moments in emo vlogs. |
| 0:30.8 | Whoa. Okay, guys. |
| 0:32.7 | Enough of my hypermoment. I just saw the Fox News does a special report on emo scene kids. |
| 0:38.3 | Holy shite. I did not realize how many people actually hate emo and scene kids. |
| 0:45.3 | But you know what? The people who have emo side are punk rockers who fully want to kick |
| 0:51.3 | emo kids and scene kids asses. Why are you hating on something that's probably going to be bigger than what you are now? |
| 0:59.0 | There are so many scene and emo kids out there, |
| 1:02.0 | how are you gonna kill them all? You can't kill me, can you? I don't think so. |
| 1:06.0 | I'm gonna be one of the voices of these scene and emo kids because you know what? We need more people like me out here. |
| 1:12.6 | Whatever is going on with all these people hating on emo kids, or I go to school and I'll have a bunch of kids saying, |
| 1:19.6 | oh yeah, Emo Kid, da, da, da, da, da. |
| 1:21.6 | But unlike the US, we don't have people beating the shit out of Emo kids. |
| 1:26.6 | In Canada, we don't do that. You either have |
| 1:29.4 | respect for someone's style or you can just shut the fuck up and walk away. Y'all are just |
| 1:34.7 | getting all mad because we are starting to be something that you can never be. And that is |
| 1:39.7 | a giant movement. Disagree with me if you'd like. You can comment this and be all like, you're an emo piece of shit. |
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