Parasitic Dance Party In Your Scrotum

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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The Distorted View Store is Open For 2022! Visit The Store Now! On Today’s Show: Save 10% Off Everything! Promo Code: PROMOCODE 0:00.000 Introduction 0:29.232 Meade Goes Wild In His Discord 2:13.259 Another Light Being Who Is Totally Not Just a Crazy Person Off-Meds 9:42.032 Mixed-Race Relationships: Everyone Seems To Hate Them Now 15:32.006 Livestream Racist Offensive Road Roages / Forgets He’s On Stream 21:15.126 That Time When Tiny Tim Was All Horny 25:03.447 Another Marshall Mathers Mix About His […]

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0:00.0	It's time for another distorted view, 12 days of, uh, what the fuck do we call this thing?
0:07.0	Destroyed of you 12 days of savings!
0:09.0	I guess that's it, right?
0:11.0	Today only!
0:12.0	Well, in this entire weekend, save on your entire order!
0:16.0	Pick out anything you like!
0:18.0	Pick out a bunch of stuff!
0:20.0	Anything you add to your card, you'll get 10% off!
0:24.0	When using promo code, promo code, all one word!
0:30.0	Hey, freaks! It's Friday, December 9th, 2022, coming up on the program today!
0:35.0	Dancing worms in your scrotum!
0:37.0	Plus, what's in the box?
0:39.0	Cause it smells like a rotting human head!
0:41.0	Tiny Tim describes his orgasm, and cosmic aliens made of pure energy?
0:46.0	I'd like you to meet the galactic turd trolls!
0:49.0	Truck nuts hanging by an open fire!
0:58.0	Certifying we're white trash!
1:06.0	So vain as they sang, like worn out punching bags, looking all red!
1:17.0	Like a diaper rash!
1:24.0	Truck nuts hanging by an open fire!
1:34.0	Feeling like the smoothest leather!
1:41.0	It's obvious to me that grandma can't stop staring at those testes tonight!
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