You're listening to the Sands Pants Network. Hey everybody, welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second. My name's Hayden and I'm joined, as always, by Cass Page. Hello. Hello! How are you doing? I'm doing so well now that I'm here. That is great to hear. And today, we are joined by Grace Jarvis.

It's me. I'm back. I'm here. My shoes are off. The dogs are out. It's crazy in here. Why are your dogs in their cages? Should I get my dogs out? They're crated. It's morning. Let them free. I mean, the socks. The socks stay on. He's wearing wot boots. You know, you got to have a collar. Oh yeah

His socks

The Dog's collar

Yeah

Maybe the socks are one of those

Thunder jackets stay on. He's wearing whirl boots. You know, you're going to have a collar. Oh, yeah. His socks of the dog's collar? Uh, yeah. Maybe the socks are one of those thunder jackets for the scared

dog. Yeah, they keep me calm. And today we're talking parasites. Ooh. Because if I had parasites?

Oh, God, I want to know if I have parasites so bad.

This is one of the things that I've been tricked about online, and I know I've been tricked about it.

Like multiple, yeah, I think multiple people in my life have been tricked about this.

Oh, yeah.

What do you, what? Women who want have been tricked about this. Oh, yeah. What do you? What do you?

Women who want to sell you weird supplements are like, you have parasites actually.

And it's like, have you been to like an Asian country recently and drunk a lot of the tap water?

No, you're probably fine.

Yeah.

See, the ones I'm getting are people being like, I, I'm doing a parasite cleanse. And this is the argument I was seeing for a lot of these people. They were like, hey, I'm going to do a parasite cleanse. Did you know that in this other country that I don't live in, they do parasite cleansers like every year or so? I'm like, okay, okay, have a second thought about this. Come on. Thought two, thought two, no, thought one. And they were like, thought two is why would they need to do that in that particular country? And why is it not common practice in your country? But they're like, why is it not a common practice in my country? Anyway, first thought, best thought. I'm going to do a parasite lens. Maybe get a spreadsheet up about the quality of the tap water in those countries.

And let's see some critical thought. Yeah. No. First thought. No. Doing a parasite cleanse. And then there'll be like, it'll be like online and stuff. So they're not showing photos of their own shit. But they're like, there was stuff in it. Things were crawling in it or like things are coming out of me. Yeah.

What's the, it's like just like some supplements or whatever and then the parasites.

Well,

I don't. in it, things were crawling in it, or like, things are coming out of me. What's the, it's like just like some supplements or whatever, and then the parasites end up in your poo? I think they take tablets that have little white things in them so that when you poo, it looks like, like the tablet itself is the thing that makes it seem like it's working. That's kind of genius, actually. Right. Yeah. But I will say some of the people I saw... It's just harmless white plastic. Yeah, yeah. The body only absorbs the plastic it needs and the rest is extramented as waste. Yeah. Some of them were doing like DIY ones where they were eating papaya seeds and like all these other ones where they're like, I'm going to do this home remedy version. I'm like, you're not even giving someone money. You're just like chomping down on papaya seeds and being like, this will cleanse me. That can't be terrible for you, right? Yeah, I guess eating papaya seeds is probably fine. I know. And that's what I'm thinking. I'm like, well, if these guys are doing it, they're not getting anything out of it. They're not spending any money.

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