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Hey everybody, welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second.

My name's Hayden and I'm joined, as always, by Cass.

It's true, it's true.

It's all true.

And this week, our special guest is the one and only leader mo.

Hello, I knocked my water bottle when you were doing the intro and and it sounded like we were declaring there was a new Pope. Do it. Do it again. Do it again. That's a good sound. Yeah. That water bottle's got a good chime to it. It does. It's a hydro flask for those playing at home. Not sponsored. Is it the trendy one from TikTok? No, Stanley is the one that... I also have one of those. This is my travel fashionable water bottle. Oh my God, you've got a whole bag for it. I have a bag for it. I've got a whole thing going on here. Yeah, look. I've got my niche interests and I stick to them.

I can't tell you. Water bottle accoutrement. Yeah. This is my travel water. Yeah, you've got like a full on, like it's like a satchel with a snug fit. What else you got in there? It's my cup bag. It's got my riddle in it and it's got my car keys in it. Wow. That's all you need.

It's all you need.

Things that make you go.

Yeah.

So I bought,

do you want some backstory here?

Absolutely. in it and it's got my car keys in it. Wow. That's all you need. It's all you need. Things that make you go.

Yeah. So I bought, let me, do you want some backstory here? Absolutely. Okay. So I have a huge Stanley Cup, one of the ones that's like, in my head, I imagine one as big as you. And I thought it's probably too big. It nearly. Let me say this. It makes me feel petite and not many things do. I'm very tall.

I've always been a big lady. So it say this. It makes me feel petite. And not many things do.

I'm very tall. Right. I've always been a big lady. So it's this big, it's like, I think I've seen good memes that, uh, commentary on, uh, girl things, which is like, it's like the, the water cooler. They're like, they look like that. Like I'm walking around with like an actual water cooler from the office. Yeah, sure. Yeah. But that's mostly men making fun of girl things who make those memes.

And sometimes you're like,

ah, they got me. And in fairness, that one they did get me. But so I bought this Stanley Cup. And the reason I bought it was because I love cold water. It helps with my sensory stuff because it like helps me regulate to have like cold water go down my throat. It like makes me present. Yeah, grounds you and all that. Yeah, it grounds me. And I saw a TikTok of a Stanley Cup. I don't care if this is fake. It's great marketing. It had been, a car had been through a car fire, and a Stanley Cup was in the car, and they pulled it it out and there was still ice in it.

Wow.

And I was like, well, that is.

I'm in.

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