Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. I know that it is a very stressful day for our country, so I am hoping to provide some type of a reprieve for,

you know, anyone pacing or banging their head against a wall all day today. First things first,

we have lots to discuss. And I mean lots. Okay. It's been a long week. It's been a long month.

Off-brand October is fucking over and I couldn't be happier.

Here is what I'm going through currently. If you're watching the video episode, you'll probably

be able to see what I'm talking about. So last week, approximately six days ago, I was

injected with 74 units of disport primarily in the jawline.

I said, Tanya, I'm looking for a nefertiti lift with a boost. I want to be frozen, borderline

paralyzed, glazed, disassociative aesthetically. And I injected so much disport into my jawline and my neck.

She had said to me, are you going to be comfortable with a limited range of motion in your mouth?

I said, what do you mean? She said, you're not going to be able to like frown or, and I was like,

I don't frown anyways. That's no big deal. So she shot my jaw up per my instructions, okay,

per my violent instructions. I was like, I want the legal maximum in my jaw. Okay. I want

everything moved up three inches. And I want to look like moved up three inches and I want to look like a fucking

swan. I want to look like a bobblehead swan. Here's the thing. Something snapped about three days ago

and I have found that my motor, my basic motor skills orally are not up to part. I'm working through it. But there is a

definite, like, I'm having some type of, like, even smiling is kind of hard. I was like laughing

the other day. And I, like, it was like as if I had pulled something so I have extremely limited range of

emotion going into the holiday season which I think is kind of perfect um so if I'm talking a

little bit weird or if my if my mouth move I swear you and I start to laugh like i like can't really like i can't really

it's really it's it's getting weird it's getting a little foamy in the mouth but whatever

we're back um the fiddle leaf fig that i bought last week is already dying a metaphor for

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