When you listen to Nobody Lists to Paula Poundstone, the comedy podcast, you learn stuff.

I've been learning to throw a boomerang, because this is the kind of thing that really gets the listeners engaged, you know.

Interviews with people who will make you smarter.

Does the amount that you learn protect you from cognitive decline?

Paula don't getcha! Can't people just listen to the show?

Can't they just enjoy a delightful treehouse

full of information?

I think I'm bleeding.

Join us and be a nobody. Welcome to Mates, everybody.

Mike and Tom eats snacks.

Now, this is a big episode.

Oh, oh.

Is it the biggest?

It might be the biggest. I don't want to, look, I don't want to, I don't want to raise expectations. But, folks, I mean, if you just casually tuned in to another boring podcast like we normally give you, it'd probably be like that, but maybe a little less boring. Am I right? Oh, this one is going to be... Much less boring? Well, slightly less

boring. Yes. Yes. Our biggest podcast ever. Now... What do I got? What do I got?

Hair. Goose pumps. Oh, I thought you were just referring to the hair on your arm.

No, no, no, below the hair. Uh, ooh, that looks like a lesion and I'm concerned. No, no, not that.

Beside that.

Another gone. Yeah. Anyway, I was excited. Oh, I'm still excited. I'll be excited on a podcast, I think. Well, we'll see. We were badgered. Oh, badgered is there right. We were pestered. Yep. We were harangued. Oh, gosh.

We were named called?

Yes.

We were called out.

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