When you listen to Nobody Lists to Paula Poundstone, the comedy podcast, you learn stuff.

I've been learning to throw a boomerang, because this is the kind of thing that really gets the listeners engaged, you know.

Interviews with people who will make you smarter.

Does the amount that you learn protect you from cognitive decline?

Paula don't getcha! Can't people just listen to the show?

Can't they just enjoy a delightful treehouse

full of information?

I think I'm bleeding.

Join us and be a nobody. So welcome to Mike and Tom eat snacks, our podcast, otherwise known as mates.

And we just began.

We're seconds old.

And I realized my partner, Michael, who I referred to in this podcast, says, Mike had fallen asleep.

I wasn't ready for the, wasn't ready for the tip-up.

I was up early with the kids.

Yeah?

And when I get up early, a lot of times I find I don't survive the whole day, conscious.

And that's what I just witnessed.

I mean, this is, I mean, the heat is on this thing, right? Agreed? We are suddenly in new territory for you and me. We've done television shows that have garnered millions of viewers. Sure. We've been up for major awards. Yeah, which ones? I've been up for major awards. And we have never witnessed anything like the heat we're experiencing on this thing. Oh, no, this is unbelievable. White Hot podcast. And we don't really know, in fairness, we don't quite know what we're getting pulled and pushed and pulled in all sorts of directions. Hard to keep my head on straight with all the attention. And I feel like I need to keep my head on a swivel so I can be sure who's got my back.

Right.

I want to know who's got my back.

And you'd think it would be me, except I'm not even awake.

No, you, I look over and I expect, you know what?

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