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Mike and Tom Eat Snacks
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4.7 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2026
⏱️ 47 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | When you listen to Nobody Lists to Paula Poundstone, the comedy podcast, you learn stuff. |
| 0:05.0 | I've been learning to throw a boomerang, because this is the kind of thing that really gets the listeners engaged, you know. |
| 0:11.0 | Interviews with people who will make you smarter. |
| 0:14.0 | Does the amount that you learn protect you from cognitive decline? |
| 0:19.0 | Paula don't! |
| 0:20.0 | Can't people just listen to the show? Can't they just enjoy a delightful truce? from cognitive decline. |
| 0:22.8 | Can't people just listen to the show? |
| 0:26.3 | Can't they just enjoy a delightful treehouse full of information? |
| 0:27.4 | I think I'm bleeding. |
| 0:29.5 | Join us and be a nobody. |
| 0:42.2 | So what you're saying is it comes with more, but I have like, I've got like nine in here. |
| 0:43.5 | I've got half the package in here. |
| 0:44.9 | Okay, but that's not the package. |
| 0:48.2 | If it comes in a pack of 18, I need to know that. |
| 0:49.2 | I understand. |
| 0:53.8 | I'm not supposed to eat, you know, an entire bag of skippy peabby Bites either, but when we get around to those, |
| 0:55.5 | it's entirely possible I'll eat the entire fucking bag of Skippy Peeb bites. I don't know. |
| 1:01.8 | He doesn't know. He doesn't know how much he's going to consume. He doesn't know. There's so |
| 1:07.2 | much he doesn't know. Oh, damn it. |
| 1:16.6 | I can see where this one's going already. Yeah, it's no mystery where this one's going. |
| 1:19.6 | There's no mystery. |
| 1:20.6 | If I, if you and I were guys who were like, look at that low hanging fruit. That's not for me. We wouldn't know where it was going. But you and I see low-hanging fruit. We're like, it's right there. It's right there. That fruit is right there for the taken. We think it's stupid of people to go like, well, no. Let me get a ladder. Yeah? Or they're like, go up the higher road and find higher, higher fruit. And we're like... There's fruits hanging right there. Look how low hanging those fruits are. Oh, my God. They're poinck. They're like this. Duh. Duh. Duh. Duh. You cannot make that sound and then not say Stormtroopers hit in the ground. |
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