Pantomime Punch-ups and Ritzy Restaurants
The Luxury Podcast
Audio Always
4.9 • 866 Ratings
🗓️ 8 January 2026
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
The first bonus episode of 2026 is a suitably dramatic one, with William and Jonathan discussing some real-life panto villains. They then move on to the far more executive events of the Luxury team's visit to The Ritz. Plus, listener mail on everything from lavatory usage to milk bottle etiquette.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to the luxury podcast. |
| 0:10.1 | My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith. |
| 0:11.8 | With me is William Hanson. |
| 0:13.6 | This is the podcast that helps you live a more luxury life. |
| 0:17.8 | Hello, Jonathan and I are here to help you create the everyday moments of luxury that make |
| 0:21.5 | life worth living whatever your budget. |
| 0:24.1 | Welcome to another bonus episode of the luxury podcast where William and I will trade |
| 0:29.0 | tips and stories from our own luxury lifestyles as well as delving into our lovely, great, big, |
| 0:35.0 | overflowing mail sacks. |
| 0:37.3 | We haven't emptied them enough over |
| 0:39.3 | christmas so it's time to begin overflowing they are have you had a good time William since |
| 0:45.1 | I last saw you yesterday seems like such a long time ago. Yes, doesn't time fly. |
| 0:55.5 | Yes, I have actually. |
| 0:57.0 | Yeah, it's been lovely. |
| 0:58.0 | Yeah, it's been nice. |
| 0:59.0 | Great. |
| 0:59.9 | Big shout out to our bucket heads, Fraser and Alex. |
| 1:03.0 | I believe they are members of the luxury members club, Silver. |
| 1:07.2 | You met Fraser Alex at my housewarming party, but very sweetly they've also joined our luxury members club. |
| 1:13.3 | They were last year, they were on a trip to Australia, and they found themselves in a town called manly. |
| 1:21.4 | And they, when I saw Fraser recently, he told me they spent a good part of their trip trying to find a polo shirt that said manly on it. So they could be wearing a manly polo. Oh, sorry, you're doing my voice again, doing my funny voice. Yeah, but they couldn't find a manly polo. Oh, no. But I thought that was lovely. Oh. Yeah. Well, I'd like a polo that says manly. Yes, and then it's literally a manly polo. |
| 1:45.0 | Luxury merchandise. |
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