The Sex Lives of Artists (w/ Ilia Isorelýs Paulino)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Actress Ilia Isorelýs Paulino (The Sex Lives of College Girls) joins Nicole to chat about her sex life at Yale, being 6′2, growing up brainwashed by her pastor dad, and Curvy Wife Guy's new rap career.

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please tell me why.
0:18.0	Oh baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me?
0:27.0	A podcast or being a co-virus tries to figure out how I'm still single.
0:31.0	Even though you could come in a corner over and over and over again until it makes a little mountain and you say,
0:37.0	It's not corner come, it's a tiny ski mountain.
0:45.0	I would still date you.
0:49.0	My guest today, oh shit, where's my intro?
0:54.0	My guest today is an actress from Queen Pins, Meet Time, The Sex Lives of College Girls,
1:01.0	which I've seen up and says it's very funny, which got picked up for a third season at HBO Max.
1:06.0	I wrote your name out phonetically because I'm not going to fuck it up.
1:10.0	Please be excited.
1:14.0	It is as if I've never done an intro before.
1:16.0	Okay, my guest today is Ilya Esor, Elise Polino.
1:21.0	I mean, you kind of like that was like a solid beat.
1:25.0	Oh, a big?
1:27.0	Yeah, I've listened to it.
1:29.0	So I found a video and by I found my assistant Lindsey found a video of you pronouncing your name on TikTok.
1:35.0	And she sent it to me and I listened to it no less than a hundred times.
1:39.0	And I wrote it phonetically.
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