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Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast,

where we do the most and the least at the same damn time. I'm your host Heather McMahon. Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the

Absolutely Not Podcast. I'm your host Heather McMahon, how are you? Hope you're having a

great week. We are getting into the biggest American holiday, 4th of July, that's coming

around the corner. I don't know what you're doing for the 4th. I will be in Rome eating Amatichiana already called my people at Ilechieto

told them to reserve a table for me I'm doing the most but I hope you're having a

great time I'm sure plenty of y'all will be at the

fucking lake. You know what I mean? Lake girlies. Not my vibe. But again, still

waiting on those invites. What's going on? I'm in a mood. I'm in a mood. I'm in a mood. I should not be in a mood, but I'm in a little bit of a mood because I went to my usual spot for my bacon, egg and cheese in the morning, on my way to work. And every time I tell the guy, go hey I don't do American he knows it like the

smell of American cheese it's not real cheese it did fucks me up and I know that this is a

privilege problem to have but it really irks me. So I always say Swiss, I say bacon egg Swiss,

because it's a white cheese.

So you know what I mean?

Like if you're, if you're, even if you're being like a little lazy

while you're making the sandwich,

you're not thinking, all right, American cheddar,

too close, too similar in colors. So you might just be like, oh, whatever, you just grab it.

No, I say Swiss because you're like, I'm specifically looking for a white cheese.

Do I want Swiss?

I don't.

I want cheddar.

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