Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers and welcome to Distractable.

This episode.

Mugging Mark Jetsetsets.

Blows off the boys, then talks robot talk.

Wagtastic Wade gets dismissed by James, mistaken for a situagenarian,

shaved, sued by Disney and street snorkels.

Booming headbob describes doggie drug festing, chides concrete constructs, slamsora,

and carpet bombs proliferating penguins.

From flatulence maxing to dorking wives.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

It's time for anything goes, part four.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hi, welcome to Distractable, the show where you're going to laugh and laugh and laugh

because of these two funny gentlemen right here and sometimes me, this one's name's Bob.

No, I guess this one's named Wade, and that one's named Bob.

Very funny. Eh? Yeah, yeah. And don't forget about our editors. Editors, make them laugh.

Ah, fart noises never get old. Good one, boys. Good one, good one. It was okay.

Over here, judging farts. Who are you to judge farts?

Are you the host? Seriously, are you the host? Who's host? I don't know. That is a good name for an episode. We judge each other's farts.

That's such a good name. God. Brings me back to the fart, Jeannie.

There's no other level to it either.

It's just judging each other's farts. That's a tough one. I think that one has to have homework, right? I feel like you have to record every fart you do for like a week or a month or something, and then we bring them in so we can talk about it. That's a tough one, but I feel like that'd be worth it. Have you seen the TikTok about the guy who was trying to fart Max?

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