Owl Post: Santa's Little House Elves

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8 • 787 Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2017

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Hello and Merry Christmas! We're briefly back with a special Owl Post episode, reading your smart and hilarious letters. We cover Horcruxes and depression, Santa and his "elves," how our language betrays our biases when it comes to quibbles, and the massive muggle-money chip on Voldy's shoulder. Plus, Christmas jumpers! Socks! And weird Santa Claus traditions around the world. Happy holidays, and may your patronus today be flying reindeer and/or yourself eating plenty of coookies.

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0:00.0	We wish you a Harry Christmas and a Dobby New Year.
0:06.0	You're listening to the Quibbler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for Wasslers.
0:11.0	Dobby is only wanting to wish Harry Potter Merry Christmas and bring him a presents, sir.
0:18.0	Uh, I've got something for you, too.
0:21.8	Sorry, I forgot to wrap them.
0:25.0	Sox are Dobby's favourite, favourite clothes, sir.
0:29.8	I have seven now, sir.
0:32.6	But, sir, they has made a mistake in the shop, Harry Potter.
0:37.5	They is giving you two the same.
0:42.5	I'm Heather Pricewright.
0:44.1	And I'm Alex Dellenberg.
0:45.6	Guys, we're back.
0:47.2	Woo!
0:48.1	Not all the way back.
0:50.3	We are doing a super special holiday episode.
0:54.9	Christmas in our case, that is what we celebrate.
0:57.6	But whatever it is that you are making merry about this time of year,
1:01.3	here is hopefully what feels like a little prezzi for all of you.
1:05.8	And we'll be back with Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix in January.
1:09.6	So that'll be dark.
1:12.5	It's true.
1:13.7	We do have some sort of vaguely thematic,
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