Movie Mini 4: Harry Potter's Stupid Friend

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8 • 783 Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2017

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Special guest Kyle Price-Livingston joins us once again to discuss the worst entry into the Harry Potter film canon by a long shot. Why can't Michael Gambon read stage directions? Why does Barty Jr. impersonate a virtual stranger he has to kidnap rather than his own father? Who the heck is Nigel? Why is Fleur so useless? Are portkeys two-way? Does that dragon die??? We try hard (and mostly fail) to answer these and more pressing questions. Plus: How similar is this movie to Predator?

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0:00.0	Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?
0:03.8	You're listening to the Quibbler podcast, the Harry Potter movie club for scenery chewers.
0:15.0	Yes.
0:17.5	How did you put your name in the Gobblower to Fire?
0:19.7	No, sir.
0:20.7	You asked one of the oldest students to do it for you?
0:22.6	No, sir.
0:23.6	You're being stupid.
0:25.6	Yeah, that's me.
0:26.6	You're a Wiesley, Harry Potter, stupid friend.
0:29.6	I'm Rita Skeeter.
0:32.6	I write for the daily profit.
0:35.6	But of course you know that, don't you?
0:39.3	Passing for you, Mr. Weasley.
0:41.3	Oh, thank you, Nigel.
0:43.3	On Christmas Eve night, we and our guests
0:48.3	gather in the great hall for a night of well-mannered priv. But you know the solution then, don't you?
0:57.0	Go on.
0:58.0	Next time there's a ball, pluck up the courage and ask me before somebody else does.
1:02.0	And not as a last resort.
1:04.0	A rather rare hurt, ditty with you.
1:08.0	Not something found in your everyday garden.
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