Ep. 45—My Cousin Dudley

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8 • 787 Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2018

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Get ready for 800+ pages of teenage angst, because we're starting Order of the Phoenix! Harry goes all Dashboard Confessional on us; Dudley discovers the gym; Dementors take a stroll; Mrs. Figg holds it down for everyone; Alex thinks we're doing a Star Wars podcast; and Vernon drops an eff bomb. Plus, birds! This week's chapters: Dudley Demented & A Peck of Owls Next week's chapters: The Advance Guard & Number 12, Grimmauld Place

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0:00.0	That'll be one order of the Phoenix with a side of teenage angst. You're listening to the Quiddler
0:07.3	podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for Feeling Your Feelings. The injustice of it all welled up
0:15.3	inside him so that he wanted to yell with fury. If it hadn't been for him, nobody would even have known Voldemort
0:22.1	was back, and his reward was to be stuck in little winging for four solid weeks, completely cut off
0:28.1	from the magical world, reduced to squatting among dying bologna's so that he could hear
0:33.2	about water skiing budgerie gars. How could Dumbledore have forgotten him so easily?
0:41.6	I'm Heather Pricewright.
0:43.1	And I'm Alex Dallenberg.
0:44.7	And what up? We're back.
0:47.1	Happy New Year.
0:47.9	Happy New Year.
0:49.1	Happy New Year. Happy New Book.
0:50.1	Happy new season of the Quibbler.
0:52.0	New Year New Hairy.
0:53.1	Oh, New Year. Very, very, very feelingy, hairy.
0:58.4	How are you feeling about being back?
1:00.5	I feel great.
1:02.0	It's very cold outside, so there's not really any outdoor activities we could be doing
1:06.2	other than making lots of tea and coffee and recording podcasts.
1:11.7	Well, those aren't outdoor activities.
1:13.3	And playing lots of Mario Kart.
1:14.7	Yeah, which is what you've been doing the last few days.
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