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Delusional Diaries

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Society & Culture, Talk Radio

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

if you’ve ever felt like you’re one meltdown away from a wellness era or two iced coffees into a spiral, this episode is going to be your comfort zone. Delusional Diaries returns with the kind of unfiltered conversations that cover everything from habit-building and hot girl workouts to that deeply relatable sense of “i’m trying, but also… i’m tired.” it’s less self-improvement and more self-awareness (with a side of Diet Coke).

Halley & Jaz get real about the intersection of health, stress, and identity, peeling back the curtain on what it’s like to navigate chronic illness while keeping up appearances. there’s talk of gut issues, liquid diets, and the emotional toll of feeling “off” in a world that expects you to be on. but somehow, it’s still funny, because vulnerability and sarcasm go hand in hand here.

and naturally, things derail in the best way: from irrational fears (reborn dolls, anyone?) to the politics of bridesmaid dresses, twins, minivans, and blacking out at weddings, it’s the usual delusional chaos, full of tangents, truths, and the kind of late-night debates only best friends can have. tune in, spiral with us, and feel like you’re one of us in this first episode of august

Timestamps

0:36 - Jaz’s and Halley’s health updates

16:30 - Halley’s biggest fear

18:47 - Oceans, waves, and riptides

20:34 - What are we not good at

27:30 - Bitching hour

36:06 - All things bridesmaids dresses

41:36 - Whose most likely to…

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Searching for a romantic summer getaway. Escape with Rich Girl Summer, the new Audible original
0:05.2	from Lily Chew. The exquisitely talented Philippa Sue, returning to narrate her fifth
0:10.2	Lily Chew title. This time, Philippa is joined by her real-life husband, Stephen Pasquale,
0:15.5	set in Toronto's wealthy cottage country, aka the Hamptons of Canada, rich girl Summer follows the story of Valerie,
0:22.1	a down-on-her-luck event planner posing as a socialite's long-lost daughter, while piecing
0:26.5	together the secrets surrounding a mysterious family and falling deeper and deeper in love with the
0:31.7	impossibly hard to read and infuriatingly handsome family assistant, Nico. Caught between pretending to belong
0:38.2	and unexpectedly finding where she truly fits in,
0:41.3	Valerie learns her summer is about to get far more complicated
0:44.0	than she ever planned.
0:45.8	She's in over her head and head over heels.
0:48.5	Listen to Rich Girl Summer, now on Audible.
0:51.2	Go to audible.com slash rich girl summer.
1:06.2	Music on Audible. Go to Audible.com slash Rich Girl Summer. Hi, guys. Welcome back to Delusional Diaries podcast. I'm Hallie. And I'm Jazz. I have nothing to...
1:12.9	Oh, you have no opener today. No, I was just thinking about it. I was like, I don't have anything in my brain. I don't think. Okay. Fair.
1:21.0	I've had a long day. Honestly, just really hot outside. It kind of takes everything out of me.
1:26.4	No, I get that. Yeah. I also have nothing in my brain.
1:30.3	I did go to a workout today, though, you guys today. Yeah. When? I went to face gym. Oh, I was like, no, you didn't. Got a face workout. What do you mean? Okay.
1:23.7	It's my first time going to face gym and like, I think I want to like start going more.
1:26.9	I like it.
1:27.3	This is not sponsored.
1:28.0	I just like, I was like, start going more I like it's not
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