Hey, The Bird Show.

Aaron K. Foley on Instagram has it right.

You ever see those kids running the bases after professional baseball game?

It is wasted on kids.

I went to a baseball game last summer.

Sunday afternoon at Dodger's game, little kids can go down on the field and run the bases, right?

And this woman next to me was like, oh my God, this is so amazing.

It just, it's so inspiring and it brings them so much joy.

And I was like, yeah.

But why is it just for children?

Because I can think of a group of people that need a lot more joy and inspiration,

and that is women over 40.

Right?

Here's what I want to happen.

I want the game to end, and announce her to come on and be like

okay time to run the bases single divorced moms come on down and they're drunk and they're

running diagonal they shag a player after so much joy so much inspiration how about women

have had terrible periods their entire lives?

Stay with me.

And then it ends and you think, oh, finally I'm going to get a break.

No, then menopause comes fucking jackhammering in.

And you're sweating and you can't sleep and you can't remember a

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