The Fertia.

Hi, let's get our intern, Kiley, here some help.

Because most women at one point or another,

I hate to say this, I've had dealt with a creeper,

and you didn't know exactly how to shake the guy.

And you're doing the same thing here?

Yeah so it was college spring break I went on vacation with a group of friends and you know we

had been drinking all day long and we decided to go out for dinner. We had a friend go to the bathroom

and when he came back he came back to our table with this guy and he was how

I describe him he looked like the copy-paced version of vanilla ice.

Ooh. Very odd, like tilted hat, big chain, literally looked just like vanilla ice.

And he can't even walk in a straight line up to our table and he gets up there and he pulls out a lot of ones and he's like,

who wants green t shots?

And... With a lot of ones?

A lot of ones is hilarious.

Makes it look like he's just loaded.

He's probably got $7.

Yeah.

Yeah. You got it rolled full in times.

Yeah. So he pulls out his one of ones and he says who wants green tea.

Everybody at my table raises their hand except for me and I'm like what are you guys thinking

like y'all want to take alcohol from this guy are we really down that bad right

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