this isn't a podcast where we tell funny stories this is the haley joel osmond hate podcast

where we spread lies about his life let's talk about how we're gonna kill him for like an hour

for a fucking hour and a half yeah if you guys don't know who haley joel osman is he's this guy

he's not missing he's he's the only. He's not missing it.

He's the only person with a face that is fatter

than his facial features more

so than me. I don't know what that affliction is.

He's going to jump to the front.

Whoa!

How are you guys in this?

The early bird gets

the worm. That was just enough to

piss me off.

I crippled a family of five.

Oh, my God.

I know, right?

Forget where my wife ends and my dog begins.

Don't victim blame, dude.

I'm the victim here.

That's what I'm here for.

And I'm going to meet you by your fucking car.

Why do they think they're so much better than us?

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