Our First Celebrity Rejection

Forehead Fables

General Sam

Comedy

4.8 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2021

⏱️ 98 minutes

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The first of many, I'm sure.

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0:00.0	this isn't a podcast where we tell funny stories this is the haley joel osmond hate podcast
0:07.3	where we spread lies about his life let's talk about how we're gonna kill him for like an hour
0:13.2	for a fucking hour and a half yeah if you guys don't know who haley joel osman is he's this guy
0:18.3	he's not missing he's he's the only. He's not missing it.
0:22.5	He's the only person with a face that is fatter
0:24.7	than his facial features more
0:26.7	so than me. I don't know what that affliction is.
0:29.5	He's going to jump to the front.
0:30.8	Whoa!
0:31.7	How are you guys in this?
0:33.2	The early bird gets
0:34.7	the worm. That was just enough to
0:36.7	piss me off.
0:41.6	I crippled a family of five.
0:43.8	Oh, my God.
0:45.1	I know, right?
0:46.3	Forget where my wife ends and my dog begins.
0:49.2	Don't victim blame, dude.
0:50.5	I'm the victim here.
0:51.6	That's what I'm here for.
0:52.7	And I'm going to meet you by your fucking car.
0:55.0	Why do they think they're so much better than us?
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