Our Crusty Holes

Forehead Fables

General Sam

Comedy

4.8 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2021

⏱️ 118 minutes

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This episode gets a little spooky

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0:00.0	Abby has clinical deodorant.
0:04.1	She sweats a lot.
0:06.5	Oh, God.
0:08.9	Stupid bitch, dude, I hate her.
0:11.2	I'm gonna fucking kill all you.
0:15.0	It's the penis and it's the salivating that I get when I see the penis.
0:19.9	Whoa!
0:21.7	I normally rubbing crust out of my holes at this hour, dude.
0:25.5	Made like adults only or whatever.
0:27.4	For adult eyes only.
0:29.7	Oh my God.
0:32.0	If you're a viewer right now and you have a girlfriend or something like that,
0:35.4	just drops to break a woman emotionally.
0:38.6	I'm a serial sex offender. I'll do it again. I'm not going to lie.
0:42.1	Oh, yeah, I go to the public pool to get my rocks off. Tell everyone.
0:45.5	Stop kidding. Sigh.
0:47.5	And so, and don't you say a fucking word, Brian?
0:50.6	It's a sour alphoid.
0:52.6	So you're saying you haven't used deodorant in years.
0:55.5	It's like hydrophobic.
0:56.4	Yeah, it's one time apply and then you never have to use it ever.
0:59.6	You don't use deodorant?
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