Our Cursed Childhood Memories
Chuckle Sandwich
Chuckle Sandwich & Studio71
4.9 • 5.4K Ratings
🗓️ 20 June 2021
⏱️ 67 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Guys, they're opening 1400 Dunkin' Donuts in China. |
| 0:04.1 | What? In China? |
| 0:07.1 | Yeah, they're opening up 1400 Dunkin' Donuts in the People's Republic of China. |
| 0:16.6 | What is China run on Dunkin' now? |
| 0:19.9 | Apparently. |
| 0:21.5 | It's a little goofy, don't you think? |
| 0:25.9 | That, you know, you're in Shanghai, you're walking along the streets, and then you're |
| 0:31.3 | thinking to yourself, someone that was born and raised in China, and they're like, |
| 0:34.9 | man, I could go for a blue raspberry kulata from Dunkin' Donuts. |
| 0:40.8 | Dude, okay, you're a name-dropping a bunch of really weird picks. |
| 0:44.4 | Like I will say. |
| 0:45.4 | What the raspberry kulata? |
| 0:47.3 | You keep saying kulata like it's a word, and it's kind of freaking me out. |
| 0:52.2 | It's just a bunch of stuff. It's a very well-known Dunkin' Donuts branded item. |
| 0:56.8 | How do you, I didn't know to spell it. A moisturizer came up when I googled it. |
| 1:01.0 | It's essentially a breakfast slushy. |
| 1:03.6 | What the fuck is a breakfast slushy? |
| 1:05.8 | Oh, Dunkin' Donuts, you're a fucking donut. |
| 1:07.5 | What do you have? |
| 1:08.5 | What do you have? |
| 1:09.5 | You are a good old diva of old TV America. |
| 1:12.8 | What happened to the American dream of raising a fist? |
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