Guys, they're opening 1400 Dunkin' Donuts in China.

What? In China?

Yeah, they're opening up 1400 Dunkin' Donuts in the People's Republic of China.

What is China run on Dunkin' now?

Apparently.

It's a little goofy, don't you think?

That, you know, you're in Shanghai, you're walking along the streets, and then you're

thinking to yourself, someone that was born and raised in China, and they're like,

man, I could go for a blue raspberry kulata from Dunkin' Donuts.

Dude, okay, you're a name-dropping a bunch of really weird picks.

Like I will say.

What the raspberry kulata?

You keep saying kulata like it's a word, and it's kind of freaking me out.

It's just a bunch of stuff. It's a very well-known Dunkin' Donuts branded item.

How do you, I didn't know to spell it. A moisturizer came up when I googled it.

It's essentially a breakfast slushy.

What the fuck is a breakfast slushy?

Oh, Dunkin' Donuts, you're a fucking donut.

What do you have?

What do you have?

You are a good old diva of old TV America.

What happened to the American dream of raising a fist?

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