The Cr1tikal Exclusive
Chuckle Sandwich
Chuckle Sandwich & Studio71
4.9 • 5.4K Ratings
🗓️ 14 June 2021
⏱️ 76 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I think what SeaWorld's doing wrong |
| 0:02.1 | is there's not enough fighting between the animals. |
| 0:04.7 | You put two male beluga whales, |
| 0:07.4 | you put two of those shamoo fucks in the same tank, |
| 0:10.9 | and you show them like a little, |
| 0:13.2 | like a female beluga whale, |
| 0:15.2 | they're gonna start fighting |
| 0:16.2 | and people are gonna wanna watch that. |
| 0:18.1 | People are gonna wanna watch that. |
| 0:19.3 | What do you think about that big moist? |
| 0:21.6 | Oh, I think it'd be great. |
| 0:22.7 | I mean, they're already pretty good. |
| 0:24.2 | Yeah, back in the 90s, they're pretty close to that. |
| 0:26.3 | They'd abuse the whales and shit during the performance, |
| 0:28.6 | so I think just ramp it up and make it like a gladatorio |
| 0:31.1 | of kind of fight. |
| 0:31.9 | Here's the thing, |
| 0:32.9 | it's not the humans abusing them anymore. |
| 0:34.7 | It's their abusing themselves. |
| 0:36.1 | It's their abusing each other. |
| 0:37.6 | Yeah, exactly. |
| 0:38.9 | It's like that UFC, it's like the fight we went to. |
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