Osula Magic. Spurs' Shot at Survival. Whitewalker Wolves. UCL Upset Alerts. (MW #29)
Sam's Army
Samuel Army
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🗓️ 10 March 2026
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
PREMIER LEAGUE: Tottenham's nightmare midweek and concern that the team's head is not in it; Osula's incredible game-winner for Newcastle; Rob Edwards raises the Whitewalker Wolves... and a look ahead at Liverpool vs Tottenham and Chelsea vs Newcastle
HALFTIME: Pop Quiz on favorites to win the WC26 golden boot
ROUND THE WORLD: Extra spicy MLS Hit-It-N-Quit-It Minute and (double) compliment corner - Everton and Tottenham
STOPPAGE TIME: Ivan Toney's Best Bets and GOAWs
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| 0:00.0 | The The All right, everybody, welcome back. Sam's Army match week number 29. We got a lot to talk about. |
| 0:32.1 | We're going to start with the Premier League. We will discuss Osula's magic, wolves' resurgence, and Spurs best chance, perhaps the last chance to stay up. |
| 0:43.1 | Half time will be a World Cup-related pop quiz. |
| 0:46.5 | Rest around the world. |
| 0:47.4 | We got a spicy MLS minute, extra spicy, like you guys like it, and maybe a little quick. |
| 0:52.5 | Champions League knockout primer, and then finally |
| 0:55.4 | Savage Time with Ivan Tony's best bets and everybody's favorite segment, go with. |
| 1:00.7 | Now, Tom, welcome in this week's panel of beauties. |
| 1:04.0 | We will start with Mr. Mikey Fowler. |
| 1:08.6 | Your intro question, when is the last time you were at a doctor's office? And is this a |
| 1:16.6 | normal occurrence? Is this an annual occurrence? Thanks. Thanks for asking, Sam. Today was the first |
| 1:21.6 | doctor's appointment I've had in over nine years. They basically, and I think direct quote is, you're like an abandoned dog we found. |
| 1:30.9 | They gave me every vaccine, every shot, and took like several vials of blood to test for, I'm assuming, |
| 1:39.2 | of myriad of diseases. So we'll know in two days what my life expectancy is and where I should go next, |
| 1:47.3 | whether it's the emergency room, the morgue, or back to my house and enjoy my evening. I have no |
| 1:52.2 | idea what's going to happen. This is a brand new world for you. We're opening up new. Yep. Yep. |
| 1:58.0 | They asked me for my records. I said there are none. They asked me to ask my pediatrician for a lot of answers. I said, I don't know who that is. I'm 34 years old, Sam, and I haven't been to the doctor since my pediatrician. So I think this is all, this is going to be fine, I think. Yeah. No, you're absolutely fine. I mean, 34 is not so bad. |
| 2:18.8 | 34 is not so bad, although nine years. That's, I'm not going to. It might be more. I'm not going to throw stones. I probably wouldn't ever go to the doctor if it wasn't for, you know, the boss lady saying, get your ass there once here. So we'll throw that same question at Mr. Tyler |
| 2:36.0 | Nathaniel Terrence, TNT. So are you an annual physical getter, Mr. Terrence? |
| 2:43.9 | No, no, I'm not. Last time I went was in Chicago, 2023, and I passed out while they were taking a bunch of blood because I hadn't been in, |
| 2:56.7 | I think five or six years before that since I, |
| 2:59.1 | since I think since my senior year in college when they had to do the physical and |
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