Chelsea Childishness. Tottenham vs PGMOL. Burnley's Emotional Rollercoaster. (MW #28)

Sam's Army

Samuel Army

Sports, Soccer

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🗓️ 3 March 2026

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

PREMIER LEAGUE: Arsenal outlasts Chelsea in a wrestling match masquerading as a soccer game, thanks in part to the Blues' tendency for childish petulance (which says a lot about the club's lack of leadership). Brentford controversially pips Burnley in and unexpected thriller. Being on the wrong end of 50-50 calls by referees is becoming an unfortunate way of life for Tottenham, leaving the club with a must-win home game on Thursday against 14th place Palace in early March (woof).

HALFTIME: What If the USL players go on strike and the league scours local pub leagues and offers you a chance to be a scab and cross the picket line... you seizing the opportunity?

REST OF WORLD: Extra spicy Hit-It-N-Quit-It MLS Minute

STOPPAGE TIME: Ivan Toney's Best Bets and GOAWs

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0:00.0	The The All right, everybody, welcome back, Sam's Army match week number 28.
0:31.1	We got a lot to talk about.
0:32.4	We're going to start with the Premier League, where we will discuss Chelsea childishness,
0:42.3	PGMOL versus Tottenham and Burnley's roller coaster weekend. Half time will be a USL related weekly what if round the world. We got an extra
0:48.2	spicy MLS minute coming up and stoppage time with Ivan Tony's best bets and everyone's favorite
0:54.0	segment go us. Now, time to welcomev and Tony's best bets and everyone's favorite segment
0:54.4	go us now time to welcome in this week's panel of beauties including an extra special guest
1:00.3	stay tuned for that is we're going to start with mr. Mitchell goulay aka free agent Mitch
1:05.8	who is on his own let's address the elephant in the room really quick.
1:11.5	Did you have a rather unfortunate lip filler procedure or what's going on here?
1:16.4	Yeah, I heard all the rave was getting nice plump lips.
1:19.9	So if you're not on YouTube and not watching us live, that's your loss because you can't see four handsome faces right now or three and a half handsome faces.
1:27.2	I was playing ball. And look, this is what happens when you play defense.
1:31.6	I got an unfortunate elbow and four stitches, and I'll go up close to the camera right now so you can see.
1:38.6	It's coming together nicely.
1:39.8	They offered if I wanted plastic surgery, but that felt like a whole thing. So I just said, no, stitch me up.
2:02.3	So you got elbowed by Detless Shrump in a side. Yeah, big dude. Big German dude, yeah. Playing ball. And like I said, that's what happens when you play good defense. Tyler wouldn't know anything about that. I was going to say, that's one of the many reasons why I don't play defense. Well, before we get Tyler, it's time to get to our blast from the past special guest here.
2:07.3	You guys may remember him, maybe not, as the chat is going crazy right now.
2:12.9	Tommy McGunner is back after, oh, I don't know, a few weeks, few months, who knows at this point.
2:18.6	Some things that have happened in the world since last year on, though, Tommy.
2:23.4	Number one, Oakland Roots, you are a new member of the Oakland Roots, USL Championship
2:29.3	team. Number two, Civil War in Mexico broke out, and actually sounds like it's been quashed.
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