Chelsea Chuddles & Rosenior Roast. AFCON Debacle. Gio Reyna Returns. (MW #30)
Sam's Army
Samuel Army
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🗓️ 19 March 2026
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
PREMIER LEAGUE: Chelsea's pregame chuddles and thoughts on how performative/gimmicky Rosenior (aka "Liam") is. Sam thinks Spurs are so back (yikes). Huge weekend in title race but another one still to come. Preview of Sunday's twin toilet bowls.
HALFTIME: What If - you played for Morocco and were suddenly * hypothetically * handed the AFCON title two months after the fact... how are you reacting/celebrating?
ROUND THE WORLD: Champions League roundup plus brief thoughts on Poch's USMNT roster
STOPPAGE TIME: Ivan Toney's Best Bets and GOAWs
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| 0:00.0 | The The And everybody, welcome back, Sam's Army Match Week number 30. |
| 0:31.1 | We got a lot to talk about this week. |
| 0:32.6 | We're going to start with the Premier League. |
| 0:34.7 | We'll discuss Chelsea's Chuddles, Bruno's brilliance, and a twin |
| 0:40.2 | toilet bowl's preview coming up this weekend. |
| 0:43.0 | Half-time will be an AFCON related weekly. |
| 0:46.1 | What If? |
| 0:47.3 | Around the world, we're missing our spicy minute man, so we will touch on Champions |
| 0:51.5 | League briefly and maybe a word or two on the U.S. men's national team roster and then stoppage time with Ivan Tony's best bets and everybody's |
| 1:00.1 | favorite segment goists. |
| 1:01.9 | Now, time to welcome in this week's panel of beauties. |
| 1:04.9 | We got a party question for everybody since the NCAA tournament is starting this week. |
| 1:11.1 | I go on a trip. So I do like an annual is starting this week. I go on a trip. |
| 1:13.0 | So I do like an annual thing for this week for the Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. |
| 1:17.0 | I was just wondering if you guys, is there anything, we'll start with Mike E. Fowler. |
| 1:20.5 | Is there anything that you do like on a traditional annual basis for the NCAA tournament? |
| 1:24.8 | Or am I kind of like a weirdo for this? |
| 1:28.6 | It's a bit boomer, I got to say, of you. |
| 1:34.2 | It used to be like the joke at everybody that's your age is like, hey, if you need to get a vasectomy, |
| 1:40.3 | this is when you do it. |
| 1:41.4 | Like, you're one of those guys. |
| 1:42.9 | You know what I mean? |
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