Oscar Snubs, RHOBH, and a Barnes & Noble Bender

Good Guys

Dear Media

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2026

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Mazel Morons! Today, we’re going straight from a wholesome Barnes & Noble nostalgia trip into a full-on debate about point-of-purchase snacks, condom roulette, Derek Jeter gift baskets, and why no one uses protection anymore. Plus, Oscar snubs, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills drama, Traitors casting fails, and some of the wildest Moron Mail confessions yet (including a husband’s old-phone sex tape discovery). What are ya nuts? Love ya! Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors: If meetings are eating up your day, Granola is a no-brainer. You can try it totally free for three months - just head to granola.ai/goodguys Go to https://kachava.com and use code GOODGUYS for 15% off your first order. Head to Superpower.com and use code GOODGUYS at checkout for $20 off your membership. After you sign up, they’ll ask how you heard about them, so make sure to mention this podcast to support the show. Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code GUYS at checkout. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:04.4	Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys.
0:11.4	A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's a good guys.
0:18.2	And if you don't give us five stars, what are you nuts? What are you nuts? Yeah, we're the good guys. They're not the great guys. We're just so good, good, good guys. Whoa. Mals and morons, welcome back to the good guys podcast.
0:35.9	Folks, yesterday I went to the most magical place on Earth, Josh.
0:39.9	This is not Disney World.
0:41.9	This is Barnes & Noble.
0:44.2	When was the last time you were in a Barnes & Noble?
0:46.3	I'm sure recently because you have kids.
0:48.1	I'm a Barnes & Noble rewards member, Doug.
0:50.5	I don't mean a fucking brag.
0:53.3	It is such a magical, magical place.
0:58.1	Okay, you walk in, first of all, them putting Starbucks in these beautiful Barnes & Nobles.
1:03.9	What a great idea.
1:05.0	Okay, you can go get your Frappuccino.
1:07.9	Okay, then Peruse, you're looking at board games.
1:10.6	Where else are you going to find board games?
1:12.4	You're looking at cookbooks.
1:14.0	You're looking at autobiographies.
1:15.8	You go upstairs to just the most wholesome, wonderful children's section ever.
1:22.3	You're looking through, at least for Ruby.
1:23.7	We're looking for those hard books that he could put in his mouth.
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