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welcome back to the Good Guys podcast. Ben, start us off, babe. Josh, look, have you ever invited somebody to your birthday party and you got this reply? I'm out of town, but we'll celebrate when we're back. Have you forgotten that reply? Nobody's ever celebrated when they were back. That's never happened. I don't know why people do that. Why do people feel the need to say that?

Why do they need to say, we'll celebrate when we're back? No, honestly, I might never hear from you again. You might, you're traveling. Maybe your plane goes down. Maybe I never see you again at all. We're not celebrating my random 33rd birthday when we're back. What does that even mean, Josh? I'm so tired of this arbitrary day that means nothing that we have risen to a level of such

importance that friendships can break over it, relationships can go to the shitter over it.

It's fake.

If everyone has it, not special.

How about that?

100%. It can't be special every year. That's why we have these marquee birthdays.

The first marquee birthday, what's the first marquee birthday, Josh? What is the first one?

One. One. Okay. So fine. One through 18, we go crazy. Right? And then after 18, we don't. Or when do we stop?

Even that. When do we stop? Even that.

When do we stop?

One is important.

I would say the first three can be important.

And you could do something big for the first three.

I'd say between three and 10, go to an amusement park and shut up.

Like, then start.

And then, you know, 13 if you're a Jew, 15 if it's your

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