How NOT To Ruin Valentine's Day

Good Guys

Dear Media

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2026

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Mazel morons! We’re clocking in on Presidents Day because federal holidays don’t apply to us. Josh breaks down his elite Costco Valentine’s strategy, while Ben shares how “don’t get me anything” turned into seven-dozen-roses with one-hour-delivery- plus a restaurant bribe gone wrong that somehow ends in yogurt and peace. We talk Olympics, halfpipe nostalgia, curling dreams, and whether NHL players should be allowed to risk their bodies mid-season. Plus, Josh recounts a 3AM ER trip with baby Meyer, Ben unpacks the most disturbing scene from The Pitt, and the guys debate their least favorite characters (Santos hive, brace yourselves). Five stars only. Mondays & Thursdays. Otherwise… what are ya nuts?! Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED and more, visit Hims.com/GOODGUYS Give your body what it deserves with IM8! Go to IM8HEALTH.com/GOODGUYS and use code GOODGUYS for a Free Welcome Kit, five free travel sachets plus ten percent off your order. Whether you’re just wanting to test an idea out, or you’re getting serious about launching your own brand - it’s never been easier to get started on shopify.com/goodguys. Show your dog some love in the way they understand best. Head to Ollie.com/GOODGUYS, tell them all about your dog, and use code GOODGUYS to get 60% off your Welcome Kit when you subscribe today! Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a Dear Media production.
0:04.4	Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys.
0:11.4	A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's a good guys.
0:18.3	And if you don't give us five stars, what are you nuts? What are you nuts? Yeah, we're the good guys.
0:26.3	They're not the great guys. We're just so good or good, good guys. Whoa. Mazzumorans, welcome back to the good guys podcast. Ben, how are you? I'm wonderful, my friend. How are you?
0:38.8	I'm great. I'm always happy to be here with you. We are here working on President's Day because we don't recognize federal holidays when it comes to the morons.
0:47.0	No, what's a bank holiday? Okay. What? So what? I can't go to the teller, but you also shouldn't go to work.
0:55.0	So what? It's 79 degrees outside and it's a perfect beach day in sunny Florida. Who cares?
1:00.6	I'd much rather be in this air-conditioned room with you. It's much better, Josh. It's much better.
1:07.1	You're here. I have no boundaries for work for because as a child, I was forced to show up to work even on my bad days.
1:16.6	Let me tell you, Josh, it's actually a hack and I realized that this morning, because once we decided that we were recording on President's Day, even though the rest of my life is off, I said, I'm going to work today.
1:26.4	And I am so ahead now,
1:29.3	normally Mondays, they tear me apart. I have so much going on. The weekend, I was with my
1:35.5	family. I'm hit with a ton of bricks. So much stuff to do during the week, but specifically on
1:41.4	Monday. Monday is where I set up my entire week. And the fact that I have now gotten ahead because tomorrow is Monday, right?
1:49.5	Tomorrow is the start of the week.
1:51.0	This is, this is an extended weekend.
1:52.8	I have to thank you because I feel fantastic.
1:56.2	You're welcome.
1:56.5	I feel amazing.
1:57.8	I'm in the zone.
1:59.9	I'm in the zone off of what a, what a gorgeous weekend,
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