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The Smartest Man in the World
Greg Proops
4.6 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2013
⏱️ 100 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Once again, the smartest man in the world who casts takes to the ether hair from sunset |
| 0:24.6 | boulevard and skin-delating Hollywood, California, at the grouviest of all, comedy venue |
| 0:29.9 | is in the western region of the United States, the nerd melt. Here, the nerd melt showroom |
| 0:34.8 | right here behind the nerd melt comic book store, on sunset boulevard, where some of |
| 0:40.3 | the people browsing could bathe more often and where I will douse myself with hand sanitizer |
| 0:46.0 | after touching the most common object in this building. To me, this is like a meabre records, |
| 0:50.4 | which is further up the road or down the road or wherever which way you want to be on sunset. |
| 0:54.4 | Everyone gets to touch everything. So therefore, when I touch everything after everyone's |
| 0:57.9 | touch, I have to annoy myself in sanitizers. I baptize myself in sanitizers afterward |
| 1:05.7 | because nothing I'm that afraid. If something falls on the floor, I eat it. I don't have |
| 1:10.6 | a five-second rule. I just pick up the fuck up and eat it. My wife will be like, there's |
| 1:14.0 | cereal around your chair. I'm like, I'm getting to that. Very exciting to be here. I'm on my |
| 1:20.5 | way to Austin, Texas tomorrow. And I know we have people listening and Austin, if you're listening |
| 1:24.5 | in Texas, if you're listening in the southwestern region of the United States or region E, the |
| 1:29.6 | swampy part of the United States, or the other part of the United States where the Confederate |
| 1:33.3 | flag is flown unironically, welcome. This is a great time to light one up and shoot a fucking |
| 1:38.7 | road sign and get your shit together. Let's dip. Let's dip and go on a date. That's what |
| 1:43.1 | I said. Let's be bold. Let's help a doctor not. And as Ignatius J. Riley said, frosty cold |
| 1:48.8 | if you value your life. To everybody listening out there and podcast that out in Europe and |
| 1:54.0 | shit like that, which is a beautiful big city and dotted with countries. It's just amazing |
| 1:59.8 | how many countries there are in Europe. It's almost like it's a continent. And Veele |
| 2:05.1 | coming and Abby and Tau are welcome and bienvenue. It's a world of hopes and a world of fears. |
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