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The Smartest Man in the World
Greg Proops
4.6 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 14 May 2013
⏱️ 99 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, Greg Proops. |
| 0:19.0 | Welcome to Carolina and my mind. |
| 0:27.0 | Once again, the smartest man in the world crew cast takes to the ether here. |
| 0:31.0 | From what we call tobacco country in the research triangle deep in the heart of North Carolina. |
| 0:37.0 | At Raleigh's most prestigious comedy club upstairs from a saloon. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, we bid you a welcome from Good Nights here. |
| 0:45.0 | And Raleigh Stroke, Durham, North Carolina. |
| 0:53.0 | The moon is rising and the parking lot is full and people are in good spirits and it's late night on a Thursday. |
| 0:59.0 | We're partying on a school night, you know why? |
| 1:01.0 | Because we're scamps. |
| 1:03.0 | Yeah, that's right. |
| 1:05.0 | We might get high and go to the Wavel House after. |
| 1:07.0 | You don't know what's going to happen. |
| 1:09.0 | Yeah, you don't know what's going to happen. |
| 1:11.0 | There will be fatty food eaten under an ebriet. |
| 1:15.0 | Here tonight in North Carolina, or my name, or my name. |
| 1:19.0 | And I prefer to use ends instead of ends for the rest of the show. |
| 1:23.0 | Nine, nine. |
| 1:25.0 | And I'm going home. |
| 1:29.0 | Great start, Greg. You're really kicking ass. |
| 1:32.0 | Thanks, kittens. |
| 1:33.0 | kittens is back on the show. |
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