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Wow, wow, wow, you B.O., you B.A. Once again, the smartest man in the world

podcast takes to the ether here from the salubrius confines of Washington

DC's premier comedy club. Over 20 years and they're going to sign a lease for

much, much more located downstairs here on Connecticut Avenue and the

bustling throbbing epicenter of evil Washington DC.

It's the improv comedy club and the district of Columbia A.A. I couldn't be

more chuffed to be back here once again. I was here last year and I made a small

urr but to air as human to proof cast divine and I was here right after the

cabs finally put meters in and I wrote in one today and noticed that I paid

an exorbitant meter price instead of the usual zones that they have here in

Washington DC. But one thing hasn't changed here is that the cab drivers

here are slightly grumpy. We ran into mad traffic when I was coming over

here and the guy was like we almost hit a couple pedestrians. He was jerking

forward and backward the thing you love the most where you're almost hitting the

cab in front of you. Then because no one in Washington DC apparently knows how

to drive. When there's a red light you stop. You don't go halfway into the

intersection and block it so that no one can move till the end of time and

everyone just lays on their horn and he was like, God damn it, go, God damn it.

Oh, God damn it. Oh, no fucking time. And so it was exciting to come over

here tonight. It was def defying. And then when we're right over up at

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