Opey Olagbaju, Bill Burr, Jackie Kashian, Casey James Salengo

Stand-Up w/ Tom Thakkar

Kast Media

Comedy, Tv & Film

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2020

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Tom and Coach continue to read listener jokes, while discussing this weeks clips, and giving some much needed comedy advice to new comers. Can’t get enough stand-up? Check out our playlist here. Listen to more from each comic here: Opey Olagbaju Bill Burr Jackie Kashian Casey James Salengo Support your favorite comedians by streaming their albums, buying merchandise, and following them on social media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.6	I'm a black immigrant.
0:05.3	It's a little different.
0:06.2	You know, I say the people, it's like being a black immigrant is like wanting a golden
0:10.2	ticket to go to Willie Wankers factory.
0:12.3	You get there, you're super excited. And like, oh. golden ticket to go to Willie Wancas factory.
0:12.5	You get there, you super excited.
0:14.6	And like, oh, nobody told you.
0:16.7	You're an oumpalupa.
0:19.2	I know if you know this, but oumppah's are black people, okay?
0:23.0	Go rewatch that movie.
0:25.0	You realize that the Umpel oo-lump is the only people of color in the entire movie.
0:29.0	To make matters even worse, Willie Wanker said,
0:32.0	yeah, I went over to their land, I want, and I brought
0:34.0	them to my factory on my boat.
0:36.2	That is literally what he said.
0:39.0	And you can't tell me, umpa, dumpah, dupa, dupa, dupa, dupa, dupa, dupa,
0:42.0	he d'u's not a goddamn Negro spiritual, okay?
0:45.0	Upha lupas are black people.
0:47.0	They're black people.
0:48.0	I know what you're thinking right now.
0:50.0	All the Upha lupas in that movie, they were singing, they were dancing, they were having a good time.
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