Blair Socci, Kevin Hart, Mike Recine, Vanessa Gonzalez

Stand-Up w/ Tom Thakkar

Kast Media

Comedy, Tv & Film

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2020

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Tom continues to bring the heat with great joke selections, introducing comics you might not yet know, and bringing older material from comics you should know. We spend a little time trying to understand the hate for top comedians, while sharing jokes from listeners from all over the world. Can’t get enough stand-up? Check out our playlist here. Listen to more from each comic here: Blair Socci Kevin Hart Mike Recine Vanessa Gonzalez Support your favorite comedians by streaming their albums, buying merchandise, and following them on social media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You hear that? That's the sound of your energy use going in reverse.
0:07.0	Rewinding, reducing.
0:14.0	We're Ovo, an energy company that wants you to use less energy.
0:19.0	Some may see that as a bit backwards, but we like to see things differently.
0:26.0	Join us and see energy from a different angle.
0:29.6	Ove.
0:31.6	T'was a night in November at your pal's Christmas party when an elf arrives.
0:38.0	Oh, with a toffee night latte!
0:40.0	Hey everyone, who wants a Starbucks?
0:43.0	Ooy! Same one for me!
0:46.0	Get the group together for Starbucks festive favorites.
0:50.0	It's IRL season.
0:51.0	At a Starbucks near you.
0:55.0	Ahem, subject of aid with tea while stocks faster.
1:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
1:03.0	My dad is like a tough Italian athlete man.
1:10.0	I am Italian, I know you can't tell because I look like if John Bonet lived Of all the things I've done in my life which are many, um. many. The thing my father is most proud of is my muscles, just like the muscles
1:41.6	that I was born with.
1:44.0	He was like, yeah, you came out like a rock.
1:48.0	Only newborn I ever saw that could hold his head up by itself.
1:53.0	Honest to God I thought to myself, this kid's a tank. Loved hearing that one growing up.
2:07.0	It really got in my head you know because like you're a little girl and you're like, oh, if I could just be like wispy and disappear, that'd be so hot.
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