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This shirt is dry clean only, which means it's dirty. 30. Got clean only all right. All right I'm ready to go.

Let me get a sandwich. I think a rotisserie is like a morbid ferris wheel for chickens.

It's a strange piece of machinery.

We will take the chicken, kill it, and pale it, and then rotate it.

And I'll be damn if I'm not hungry because spinning chicken carcasses make my mouth water.

I like busy chicken with a sign of potatoes of some sort. All right that was Mitch Hedberg from his Comedy Central presents. Hello ha ha hafia.

Whatever the hell you guys want to be called. I've gotten a bunch of new ones you guys can stop

sending them I feel like we're just gonna do random ones that if you think of

ones that are fun I don't care Sunnix somebody sent one in I gotta read this one to you coach so by the way this is

stand up with Tom to car I'm Tom to car joined as always by producer

extraordinary coach T how are you coach I'm doing very well as always, man. I'm good out here.

Hell yeah. I just, I remember what it was. It was a mix between Sutniks and chuckleheads and and she said suckle heads and I was like I don't

think anybody's happy with that. Suckleheads. This lady said suckle heads I

wish I could find the email. I'm sorry to whoever it was.

I want to give you credit, but also I don't even know if you want credit for that.

She's trying to be inclusive. I get it.

Sucklehead sounds like some sort of like derogatory term for prostitutes or some shit like that.

Oh, I didn't even think like that. Oh, is that that. Oh, now you're making me look like the gunner head.

No, no, no, no. I went gay. I didn't think the prostitute is better than gay, right?

I went gay.

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