You are the resistance.

I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armagedin update.

Well, the guy who wants the Nobel Peace Prize started a war.

Once again, we send off my war rig to bring back Gosling.

What of you?

It's hard to be that stupid and still not have to be reminded to breathe in and breathe out.

You know, maybe that's Melania's job.

Hey, Mel, just forget to remind him for about an hour and maybe we can end this fucking nightmare.

So, Sweet Potato Hitler has decided he's going to cause regime change in Iran.

The good news is that whenever we try to get involved in the

Middle East, it's always worked out perfectly. You know, remember the Shah of Iran? Yeah, that worked out.

We started that. And that's why we are here now. The good news is that the people in the Middle East

don't have a history of holding grudges for 2,000 years.

Every time the U.S. has decided to get involved in changing the regime of a country,

it's always worked out perfectly.

You know, like Vietnam and Nicaragua, Afghanistan, Iraq, Florida.

And it's always worked out cheaply and peacefully, as long as we paved the way to regime change with the bodies of American soldiers. And on 9-11, American civilians. We've always got so much out of getting involved in the other country's business. Like out of Vietnam, we got, we got, uh, okay, okay, out of Afghanistan.

You know, we got, we got, uh, British and the Americans have spent billions, but the policy

has been an abject failure. Okay, all right, but after we invaded Iraq, we got, we got

4,400 dead Americans and a couple of trillion dollars spent

for no fucking reason.

Yeah!

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