You are the resistance.

I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Army Got an update.

Well, this week we've had the State of the Union by Sweet Potato Hitler,

a man who is an unholy union of Big Mac's Pure Evil and feces.

The speech clocked in at, well, an hour and 47 minutes,

setting a record for the longest state of the Union and also unofficially

the longest bowel movement, because the Guinness Book of World Records Committee, gave it a

pass due to how much bullshit he spewed. Now, let's fact-check the bloviating pedo-potus point-by-point,

shall we? He said he inherited inflation at record levels. Well,

Biden never had the worst inflation in U.S. history. In December of 2024, Biden's last full month,

inflation was 2.9%. The most recent rate for January 2026 is 2.4%. The rate did hit a 40-year high,

9.1% in June 2022. and in two years, Biden got it down

to 2.9 because Biden's policies work. But people didn't feel it, idiots. Mango Manson

then said he created a transformation like no one has ever seen before, and a turnaround for the ages. If he means

transforming the presidency into a corrupt criminal organization by grifting a

four hundred million dollar jet or billions from a worthless crypto scam,

then he's right. It was transformational. We went from a good man who could ride a bike

at 80 and drank insurer and cared about

the country for 50 years to a 34-time convicted pedophile rapist tax cheat Russian asset

who wants to date his daughter while he shits himself after posting racist memes about

the best, most successful president and first lady in the last three decades

because people didn't feel it then asshole orange said the roaring economy is roaring like never before

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