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Titus Podcast

Iran So Far

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.62.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2026

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Scream Sanity! You ARE the RESISTANCE! 

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0:00.0

You are the resistance.

0:03.0

I'm Christopher Titus people and this the Army get an update.

0:06.0

Iran! Iran so far away!

0:09.0

And yet, it's a country that didn't attack us, and there is no evidence they were going to attack us, even though...

0:14.0

Yeah, notice they didn't show us any satellite images, evidence of imminent attack or troops or

0:21.9

naval vessels, or even a threatening letter from the Iran's leader, who we have killed again

0:26.6

with zero provocation. In fact, we were actually negotiating with them as we started bombing them.

0:33.3

Yeah, guess what? We're the assholes now, America. I know it's not the first time,

0:38.3

but this guy is the biggest anal vortex we've ever had shitting himself in the Oval Office.

0:42.9

New opioids faster than the government has been.

0:48.6

And just to be clear, Obama made a deal with Iran that was signed, done, and in effect.

0:53.7

They couldn't build nukes.

0:54.9

That was the deal. We were actually inspecting their nuclear program and they were complying.

1:00.6

And Trump killed it because, well, black guy. And now we are on the brink of a third world war.

1:06.5

And the worst part is that it has now been proved that we, the United States, unprovoked, bombed a girls'

1:12.9

school in Iran and 160 school girls died.

1:15.6

The military investigation has found it was the United States that struck the school.

1:20.7

I don't know, though.

1:21.7

Do you have a daughter?

1:22.9

Well, imagine sending her to school and another country just bombs her school and kills her.

1:27.4

Not a military base,

1:28.5

a school. So, the United States committed a war crime in 2026. War crimes Hickseth. And don't spin it.

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