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🗓️ 3 November 2025
⏱️ 105 minutes
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"Oh god you guys. I hope next week we're back to fun, cause we're just mad!" exclaims Christi and if you needed any indication how serious the situation is, we only managed to cover the first half of "99 Problems but a Mom Ain't One" on this episode. Two hours of recording and there was just so much behind the scenes drama, so many painful memories and so much tea to dish out that one episode simply couldn't contain it all. Christi and Kelly knew it would be rough, but knowing is only half the battle.
Season 5 kicks off with Pyramid, and Christi and Chloe are nowhere to be found at the ALDC (shocking I know). Abby starts to push the narrative that if Christi simply would apologize for her "behavior" then all of this drama could have been avoided (sure Jan) and the moms vocalize their annoyance with Christi, claiming she's being selfish and putting her needs above everyone else. The real problem for Production is their entire planned storyline for the Season has to be scrapped on the spot and they must quickly find a new angle to set up the season's story arcs.
Abby invites Kalani back to fill the gap in the team left behind by Chloe. Holly steps-up to help Nia prep for he solo, taking over Christi's potential LA-based storyline. And with no Christi to target, the Zeglers start to take some heat from Abby in her absence.
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| 0:00.0 | Baby, let's just dance, dance, let's just dance. |
| 0:03.3 | Baby, I just want to dance, dance, dance, dance, dance. |
| 0:06.5 | Can you feel it? |
| 0:08.7 | Can you take it? |
| 0:10.1 | Can you come and freeze it? |
| 0:11.9 | All of this electricity. |
| 0:14.7 | Do it right now. |
| 0:16.1 | Bye, right now. |
| 0:17.4 | Turn the volume of. |
| 0:18.7 | Live. |
| 0:19.1 | Give me your electricity. |
| 0:22.0 | Hello, little bitch heads. |
| 0:23.7 | Welcome back to the bar. |
| 0:25.1 | It's bitch number one, Christy. |
| 0:27.5 | And bitch number two, Kelly. |
| 0:29.5 | Look, I'm dressed like beetle juice. |
| 0:32.2 | I'm not really. |
| 0:33.1 | How about yesterday when we filmed the thing about pillow talk, or Dallas event? |
| 0:36.7 | Dallas thing that you and I were both in black and white stripes. Because we filmed the thing about pillow top or Dallas event that you and I were |
| 0:39.5 | both in black and white stripes because we're the convict I know yeah well we're actually |
| 0:48.1 | filming this before Halloween but it's going to come out after Halloween so we all we hope that you |
| 0:53.0 | all had a spooky Halloween. |
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