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🗓️ 10 November 2025
⏱️ 67 minutes
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"God forbid we support each other," says Christi, and on the second half of the Season 5 premiere it's hard not to miss the heydays when the moms at least had each other to lean on. Now that Abby has to attend court to deal with Paige's lawsuit, everyone at the ALDC is scrambling in a panic over what might happen. Things start to get dicier when the ALDC discovers Christi is also attending the trial to support Kelly.
The moms are upset with what they see as an attempt by Christi to try and bring down the TV show itself, though if any of them had reached out before the show's taping maybe they could have cleared the air and understood that she just wanted out of her contract. But regardless of that, Abby certainly was never going to be so generous with her reading of the situation and goes on a full offensive against both Christi and Kelly. Abby's frustrations begins to bleed over into her normal routine as she starts berating even Maddie and Mackenzie for their posture. For Christi it's perhaps one of the most shocking things she's ever seen on the show, the vibes at the ALDC are certainly shifting.
Abby finds solace at Sheer Talent, which back her claims of being attacked and hands the ALDC some victories she does have a stake in it after all). It's a great early season showing from the team despite some very substandard dances. Kalani is even forced to wear heels for her number, something originally meant to be a hurdle for Chloe, but pulls it all together for the most points out of the whole team. Though the circus themed Freak Show group number leaves a lot to be desired, it still manages to put the team back ontop.
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| 0:00.0 | Baby, let's just dance, dance, let's just dance. |
| 0:03.3 | Baby, I just wanna dance, dance, dance, dance, dance. |
| 0:07.4 | Can you feel it? |
| 0:08.8 | Can you take it? |
| 0:10.1 | Can you come and freeze it? |
| 0:12.0 | All of this electricity. |
| 0:14.7 | Do it right now, |
| 0:16.0 | right now. |
| 0:17.4 | Turn the volume of, |
| 0:18.5 | lock, give me your electricity. Hello, little bit drugs. mom, ma'clock. Give me your electricity. |
| 0:21.9 | Hello, little bitch, eggs. |
| 0:23.6 | Welcome back to the bar. |
| 0:25.0 | It's bitch number one, Christy. |
| 0:27.3 | And bitch number. |
| 0:29.0 | Oh, God. |
| 0:30.1 | I'm a songbird. |
| 0:32.0 | Okay. |
| 0:33.2 | I'm songbird. |
| 0:34.2 | And bitch number two, Kelly. |
| 0:36.1 | Did you get your haircut? |
| 0:37.7 | I did. |
| 0:38.4 | I meant to ask you that before we started recording. |
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