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🗓️ 27 October 2025
⏱️ 49 minutes
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"We always get s**t on but I would like a thank you because we did some hard heavy lifting. So how about a thank you? I would also like to not be crazy, but you know it's fine." Well Christi we can't help but love the crazy, it's part of the complete package!
Season 4 was a rough run for Bitch #1 and Bitch #2, so before we move onto Season 5 next week we wanted to take a breather and answer some of your questions you asked us over on our Patreon! Questions include: Which mom had it hardest? Who was the funniest off-camera mom? And were they paid when they weren't on camera?
And most importantly Christi tries (and fails) to explain 67 to Kelly!
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| 0:00.0 | Baby, let's just dance, dance, let's just dance. Baby, I just want to dance, dance, dance, dance, dance. |
| 0:07.0 | Can you feel it? Can you take it? Can you come and freeze it? All of this electricity. |
| 0:14.0 | Do it right now, bye, right now. |
| 0:17.0 | Turn the volume up, fly. Give me your electricity. |
| 0:22.0 | Hello, little bitch, cats. |
| 0:23.2 | Welcome back to the bar. |
| 0:24.4 | This is bitch number one, Christy. |
| 0:26.3 | And bitch number two, Kelly. |
| 0:28.3 | All right. |
| 0:28.8 | So, hi. |
| 0:29.8 | Hi. |
| 0:30.5 | Hi. |
| 0:31.5 | So. |
| 0:32.9 | Look at you with your flee shirt on. |
| 0:34.7 | I went and bought this today. |
| 0:41.0 | Did you get me one? Yes. A good thing. |
| 0:46.7 | New Orleans. You paid me that for like 11 years. New Orleans Police Department. I went, I followed your ass and I walked all the way there. For you while you were down the road eating. |
| 0:53.4 | Pop eating. That's why you're popped oh so this week's |
| 0:57.6 | episode we really had to take a hard right turn because um Kelly's in Florida for Brooks wedding |
| 1:04.8 | and well not for her wedding I'm planning yeah well her wedding stuff I should say not her wedding and I'm in New Orleans because I'm just here planning. Yeah. Well, her wedding stuff, I should say, not her wedding. |
| 1:12.1 | And I'm in New Orleans because I'm dealing with some issues here, shall we say, dealing with some issues. |
| 1:20.8 | And so we were like, oh, okay, wait, we're going to record a podcast episode. |
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