Oooh, Twin Fish

Ask Iliza Anything

Comedy

4.7 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2021

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Iliza practices her Spanish and questions the traits of various astrological signs.

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0:00.0	Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!
0:07.0	Ask me on your question!
0:09.0	Leave them in the Instagram comments section!
0:13.0	Leave them on your Twitter!
0:15.0	Or leave them on your Facebook!
0:17.0	We'll see them! We'll read them!
0:19.0	Then we'll give you answers!
0:21.0	You know it! I've got it!
0:23.0	I've got the answers! The answers!
0:26.0	You asked me!
0:27.0	Ask a laser anything!
0:30.0	Help! Help! Help!
0:33.0	What's insane is that we knew that this polar vortex part-du was coming.
0:40.0	And in a very American fashion, we were like,
0:43.0	Well, we ain't gonna do nothing.
0:45.0	Now, all of Texas is frozen.
0:47.0	My dad and my stepmom had to go get my like 100-year-old grandmother,
0:52.0	my step-grandmother, but that doesn't matter.
0:54.0	From her nursing home and bring her to their house where they had a fireplace.
0:58.0	First of all, why if you had a nursing home,
1:01.0	like why wouldn't you be prepared with like a backup generator?
1:04.0	How often does this happen in Texas?
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