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🗓️ 3 March 2021
⏱️ 66 minutes
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0:00.0 | Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask me on your question! Leave them in the Instagram |
0:11.3 | Comments section! Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook! We'll see them, we'll read them |
0:19.0 | Then we'll give you answers! You know it! I've got it! I've got the answers! The answers! You ask me! |
0:26.8 | Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! |
0:33.8 | You don't know what date it is. I don't yesterday felt like Friday. I feel like in a weird way |
0:38.9 | even though the world feels like it has been crumbling, it feels like every day is kind of a Friday. |
0:44.1 | Like a Friday in a Monday coat. Like nothing feels great. It depends. Like yesterday I felt like a Friday |
0:50.6 | I had to go home early and so I was at my house and I was like oh so yeah you had a bug guy come |
0:58.0 | and was he hot? You were like texting me. I was texting you. He was very tall. We have other friends |
1:03.1 | and his eye, I mean at this point. You were like bug guy might be hot. I was like let him know. |
1:11.4 | And you're like I think he has a family and I'm like only one way to find out is to |
1:14.6 | fuck that dude in his car and ask questions later. I did email his company and I said he was really |
1:19.8 | good at his job and I appreciated that. I feel like you got to say when people are helpful and nice. |
1:25.8 | And his wife was like thanks. Family bug.co. You don't know why didn't he get a family? |
1:33.1 | He said something about he has a cat and I feel like men only have cats when they have wives and |
1:38.4 | children. Can I tell you something? I've owned a cat. I don't own a cat. I think I've said this |
1:43.8 | somewhere. I think it's very special when a man owns a cat. I am very there was a there was a |
1:48.4 | hot guy that lived in my building when I first moved into the building. And I found out he was a lot |
1:53.3 | older than I thought it was. But he's very good looking. He had a cat but his cat had like |
1:57.9 | okay it's not about the cat. Cat leukemia or something where it can't be around another cat. |
2:02.2 | So I was like well that's not going to work out for us. You made this about the cat and I'm saying |
2:06.2 | this is about personality traits. I think that there's something very sweet about a man that has a |
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